Thursday, December 28 2017
Aziz Mawanda has appealed to whoever can help to come to his rescue, he is worried about going back to the Ghetto after the lump sum rent that was paid by his granny lover for the Munyonyo house is running out...Read More
Wednesday, August 16 2017
Aziz in tears after being dumped by 70 year old lover
Once beaten twice shy. Mona-Lisa Larsson, the old mama who has been making headlines for dating a man 51 years younger than her, has dumped him. This followed a tip off from one of the friends that told the old mama what her lover was telling journalists, that he was doing this for money and not love. "I'm not serious, me I just want money and I can't leave my girlfriend Rita."
Lisa is the old Mama who took singer Guvnor Ace, 30, with her after their wedding in Kampala, but when they got to Sweden, he disappeared on the streets and never to return.
There was a lesson to learn from that experience, but Mona-Lissa thought Ace was one of those bad apples, she gave love a second try and this time hooking herself a 19-year-old lad. Days into their relationship, the results have been frustrating.
Initially, all was going well as the two spent quality time at Hotel Diplomate in Muyenga, but the moment they came to let the world know they were an item, one thing led to the other and the couple is no more.
Aziz Maganda aka Aziz Magically is now in tears after being dumped. A few days back, the young man was all excited saying it's his turn to go to Sweden, but his remarks have reversed all this. Lisa called her booking agent to cancel the airticket immediately and all hopes of making out with his granny lover in Sweden dashed.
Aziz had earlier tried services of herbalist Mama Phiina to make his relationship with Lisa last, but that has also not paid off, the Mzungu is done with these Ugandan lads for not having 'lomance' at all. Matters were made worse when Aziz's girlfriend was sending the old mama death threats if she did not leave him.
Guvnor was smart, there were no threats like these, instead, his Norway based lover used the Mzungu for Guvnor Ace to get to Europe before disappearing, but Aziz was left at Entebbe airport crying like a baby.
Monday, August 14 2017
70 year old Lisa receives threatening messages from rival
Ronald Semawere's ex-lover, Mona Lisa Larsson, is shaken after receiving threatening messages from a one Rita who happens to be the girlfriend to the boy currently dating the granny.
Last week, we told of how the granny had found new love in Ziza Bafana's young brother, Aziz Mawanda.
Read More: Guvnor Ace granny hooks herself a teen
Aziz says he is above the age of 18 and therefore an adult who is free to make and take decisions on his own. The two always hang out at Speke Resort Munyonyo and reside in Muyenga at Hotel Diplomate. Aziz is always in that trouser and red slippers. Two days back, Lisa appeared on local telly saying her life was in danger as a one Rita [Aziz's girlfriend] was threatening her if she did not leave Aziz alone.
Aziz told Rita that he was only playing games as he wanted to extort money from the granny so that the two could start up a business, but looking at how things were unfolding, it did not seem like these were games from the way Aziz terrorized her in one of the hotels.
The problem with Lisa is the language barrier. When she and Aziz came to highlight the issue of the threats from Rita, Aziz spoke in Luganda saying he was after the money and nothing else and as he did, Lisa was all smiles thinking, the boy he loves so much is busy showering her with love phrases.
Mama Phina, a local herbalist has advised Aziz to stop saying he was in it for the money because by the time she came all the way from Sweden to Uganda, she loved him and was actually serious.
Meanwhile, Guvnor Ace is on cloud 9 with his latest babe, she even kneels before him while serving champagne. He also told of how he was playing games. "I wanted to go to Sweden to improve my music now that legends like Madoxx Semanda Sematimba and the late Philly Bongoley Lutaaya started their music from there."
Wednesday, August 09 2017
The 70-year-old granny, Mona-Lisa Larsson, who made headlines in 2005 when they exchanged vows with singer Guvnor Ace is back. Their relationship did not last the moment the Mukadde singer got to Europe, he disappeared on the streets. Lisa has now hooked another boy, who is eleven years younger than Ronald Samawere aka Guvnor Ace.Ads
"This man, Guvnor Ace, came to Europe only to hook up a Ugandan woman who eventually took him to Norway. He told me he was going for shopping and on coming back, he was long gone. He is now seeking political asylum there. He has been playing games all along, she even authorized him to marry me so that he can come to Europe, he was only playing me that was not love," Lisa noted while explaining what happened between then and Guvnor back then.
Guvnor Ace was 40 years younger than Lisa at the time of their wedding in 2015, but her new loverboy is 51 years younger. Lisa is a professional teacher.
While appearing on Bukedde TV, Mona Lisa and her new boy came to tell whoever cared to know that they were happy and she had found real love in Aziz, who happens to be Ziza Bafana's young brother.
Asked about Guvnor Ace, Lisa said that is an old story.
Guvnor also came out to tell his story. "First and foremost, whatever was happening between us was not real, do you think I can love that old woman? The plan was for her to appear in my Mukadde video, but she got serious and we took it to another level. I've never loved her, all we did was to record a music video and everything including the wedding was bogus."
Saturday, April 08 2017
Police confirms the arrest of Stella Nyanzi
Kampala Metropolitan Police spokesperson, Emilian Kayima, has confirmed the arrest of Makerere University research fellow, Dr. Stella Nyanzi.
Stella was yesterday picked up by plain clothes operatives from Mackinon Suites where she was a Guest Speaker at a Rotary event that required all the participants to at least come with a pad as a condition to access the venue.
"I am a die-hard Facebooker who loudly speaks my mind based on my banal experiences of life," Is a statement off her facebook page describing who she is and that is what you get on her wall. Nyanzi who is currently at Kira Police will be produced in court on Monday, April 10, 2017 on the account of Cyber Harrassment and Offensive Communication.
Stella's troubles start when she called the First Lady Janet Museveni names, but she forgave her, however, this was not enough to stop the die-hard facebooker, in fact, she just unleashed more venom after this while assuring the Minister of Education that there was no need of forgiving her as she had not sought for her forgiveness.
Shortly after her arrest the above post was made on her wall confirming that indeed, she had been arrested and since then, no additional posts have been made. One thing is for sure, Stella knew she was going to be arrested anyway because according to the police spokesperson, she had been warned several times against the posts she has been making lately on social media but kept a deaf ear.
Monday, April 03 2017
Stop sending me your baby carrots - Katrina
Leila Kayondo's little sister was busy flaunting her slim bod on her wall but male followers mistook the 'fashion show' for something else..
It was not long before Kapo Kazibwe's short and long guns started bombarding her inbox, they wanted a piece of her, this was her response;
"Hi men here, stop sending me your baby carrots (I mean d**ks). I may post about s3x but Im not frustrated se.x.ually. It's easy to see my body but you can't go down easily, I'm stingy."
Inset is Leila Kayondo planting a hot peck on Katrina who was celebrating her birthday recently.
Friday, March 31 2017
The First Lady Janet Museveni has forgiven Dr. Stella Nyanzi after a facebook post that went viral.
In a strongly worded post, Stella called the First Lady names in her usual style of writing saying she was detached from reality. In an exclusive interview with NTV Uganda, the First Lady wondered what is it she had done to warrant that sort of outburst and tone from Stella Nyanzi.
"I have received reports about Dr Stella Nyanzi insulting me. I don't know what wrong I committed to deserve that kind of language and abuse. However, I want to tell Ugandans that I forgive her," Janet Kataha Museveni said.
"I reject her forgiveness, did I seek for it? Does she think she is a Roman Catholic Priest?
"Before you forgive me, forgive yourself. I am a 'Nalongo' of the big wide V...... You can never forgive me, I reject the forgiveness."
The first time Stella attacked the First Lady was when she said that the government did not have enough funds to cater for sanitary pads for girls in school and yet this was one of the pledges the President had made while campaigning.
Stella was summoned by CID over that post and days later, she was set to travel to the Netherlands but was stopped while checking in.
Stella bounced back with even a worse off post than the earlier one and forgiving her has even made matters worse, the lyricist has engaged a top gear.
Wednesday, March 29 2017
Socialite Natie K introduces Joel Isabirye
He is on record for having married and introduced a series of babes before, just last month, to be exact on Valentine's day, he got engaged to hippy socialite Natie K and six weeks later, he's already been introduced to the parents of his new catch. The intro took place over the weekend.
He must have learnt a thing or two from his helicopter intro, the first of it's kind, that marriage did not last so he opted for a simple one this time.
"I think Isabirye is the most romantic man in Uganda, he doesn't do casual, he goes all the way...and he is not afraid of what people say," one commented.
On 05 Dec, 2013 he wedded Roy Kapale's ex, Rebecca Jjingo, and nine months later, they had hit the rocks with Joel telling her that if she wants to come back to his life, she first has to pay his money that went missing.
"She at times leaves home past midnight and wont return, attempts to talk to her over her behaviour have fallen on deaf ears. All she will do is to become hostile and physical. This time around, she wanted to finish me off with a knife, that woman is very tough," Joel added.
All eyes are now on Natie to see just how far she can go looking at Joel's old flames that include, Sharon, Grace, Ritah, Rebecca, Lillian among others, there can be a tendency of history repeating itself.
Tuesday, November 08 2016
Authorities have for some time been on the look out for, Ivan Pepetwa, a man who has been masquerading as a woman and extorting money from men around Kibuye and Makindye areas but on the fateful day, the young man was found going about his duties like he normally does.
Clad in a red dress that showed off a portable like figure and a pink hand bag, Ivan was paraded as everyone pulled out their phones to record the moment and take shots of this babe who had come to terrorize their area code.
The woman errr man was examined and found to be a man but with features of a woman..Pepetwa had mastered his catwalk, he had stretch marks and had also bleached...His nails were on point, he did not require a manicurist. On removing his weave, he looked like Bad Black.
Katwe police was a bee hive of activity as security operatives and those who had come to report different cases abandoned all that to come and witness this man who looked like a woman, he had extorted so much money from men around Makindye and Kibuye areas..
On interrogating him further, Pepetwa who confirmed was from Burundi had come to Uganda to pursue his University studies but ran out of cash thus turning to the vice.
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Wednesday, June 29 2016
When to talk about s3x or how to use a condom between parents and their children is the topic many tend to shy away from but controversial Dr. Stella Nyanzi will do it with ease and in a matter of seconds, she will be asking if the child has any areas that need to be clarified.
"I had the 'condom talk' with my eleven-year-old daughter. I explained the dangers of unprotected s.e.x, without blinking. Feeling like a Ninja-Warrior, I pulled out a packet of black condoms. She asked about the color. I told her I preferred condoms that look like the real thing. Luckily, she did not ask for details about the colors of things."
"So I talked about the tip of the condom and how it is important to squeeze out the air before rolling it up the waiting specimen. We practiced squeezing gently in order not to tear the tip."
"And then I talked about disposing of the condom after using it. I was careful not to leave out any age-appropriate detail of condom-use for my darling daughter. And then I asked if she had any question."
When they switched to the Q&A session, the daughter asked how big it can be when blown with air. In the pic, Nyanzi is seen doing just that.
Away from the condom talk, the MISR researcher who is still on suspension for gross misconduct is all smiling following a shouting headline; 'Makerere VC Kicks out Prof. Mamdan.' It should be recalled that Prof. Mamdan was the reason she undressed protesting various issues at Makerere Institute of Social Research (MISR).
Tuesday, June 14 2016
Bukede TV viewers had their Saturday program slightly interrupted. The programs have remained but the Taasa Amakago host has been poached by BBS TV. Joan Lule, the show host for the program at the helm of trying to sort out various family issues ranging from land, affairs gone sour and DNA tests to establish the real biological parents wrote this on her wall;
"My dear Fans, you are the most precious thing that has happened in my life. With so much enthusiasm, I want to extend my sincere gratitude to you all for loving me and sparing your precious time to watch and follow my program."
"Let me officially inform you that am not doing Taasa Amakaago anymore with Bukedde TV. I am instead doing the same show on BBS Terefayina eyaffe and very soon you'll be knowing when it's gonna be on air. Thank you so much, thank you my mother TV. Let's go BBS Terefayina!!!!!"
Unlike others who leave the old social portfolio to start a new one, Joan left with the entire content and right now trying to convince Mark Zuckerberg why the name has changed from Taasa Amaakago to something else...
Taasa Amakago focuses on issues like the one above of a man who carried out a DNA test for three of his children and it turned out they were all not his. He is yet to carry out a paternity test for the fourth child on getting money though from the results so far, he will not be surprised if the fourth one turns out to be for another man.
Sunday, May 29 2016
Top music promoter, Jeff Kiwanuka aka Jeff Kiwa is under police custody to help with the investigations in the murder of an 8-year-old. Apparently, a one Herbert WERE confessed that he murdered his brother Joel Ogema to take his head to 'Jefu' in exchange of illuminati wealth.
Jeff KIWA is a former manager to Chameleone, the late AK47, Goodlyfe singers Moze Radio and Weasel. He currently manages Sheebah Karungi under his Team No Sleep (TNS) music group. This is coming at the time when he (Jeff) had just survived talk of the town that he sacrificed AK47 to illuminati so that his TNS group could become famous.
Why was Jeff arrested?
As Herbert Were was travelling to Kampala to deliver the parcel which had his brother's head to De Javu's bar in Kasanga, he stopped at a friend's place but this friend was curious to see what was in the black bag, it was then that he spotted a human head. He quickly alerted the authorities that swung into action to arrest Were Herbert.
He later took them to the scene of crime where the trunk was discovered and while there, he narrated how difficult it was to execute the task as his victim, who happened to be a young brother he loved so much was making too much noise, the knife was blunt, he added.
In one of the messages on Herbert's phone, the illuminati agents were telling him to take the head to De JAVU bar owned by Jeff Kiwa. It should also be recalled that AK47 collapsed dead in the washrooms of this very bar. Police has some of the phone lines that were being used by these ILLUMINATI agents. A murder case filed under; CRB/053/2015 has been opened at Bugiri Police Station.
Monday, May 23 2016
Some taxis, not all have their drivers and touts up to something cynical. However, this is activated by the unsuspecting travellers with valuables like smart phones, laptops or even cash in hand bags. If you are a lady trying to get into a taxi and the front seat is not occupied, the conductor will give you an option of taking up that seat.
Seconds later, the driver will feign a reason strong enough for you the passenger at the co-driver's seat to help put the driving mirror right as these are old cars normally so all that is expected. While you are trying to give a helping hand, that action will only stop when he tells you that it's in the right position.
Meanwhile, as you are doing that, the tout is making his way to your handbag or rack sack to find your most expensive, irreplaceable items.
If the above trick is not used on mirrors, then, it will be the door. "Oluji Telunywedde..." meaning that the door is not closed properly. This is a reason so strong to either open and hit it real hard just to ensure all is well. The next time you are in a taxi and the same happens, this should be enough to let you know that a bad situation is developing.
You now know what to do the next time you take up the front seat, be smart.
In the above pic, the driver and his tout had just done a similar trick. The tout took a travellers laptop only to replace it with another object, on getting out of the car the passenger realised his laptop was missing. It was then that he hopped onto a bike and a chase ensued.
Luck was not on their side this time around, the taxi got an accident leaving ther driver stuck right in his seat. Unfortunately, the tout took off with the laptop.
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Wednesday, May 18 2016
Guests in Kyengera were treated to free drama over the weekend when a woman disrupted the introduction ceremony of her hubby. I've been with him for fifteen years, I can't let this happen.
Apparently, she had been locked in the house to ensure the obvious does not happen but soon, a friend tipped her of what was happening. It was then that she dressed ready for war. She put on long shorts underneath her skirt just to be sure all was safe down there.
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She stormed the venue disrupting the ceremony in the process. Walked straight to the high table and pulled him by the collar err..kanzu..while shouting on top of her voice; "He is my husband of 15 years, the children have no food, we sleep badly and here he is spending on this woman he got from a bar just days back.."
Other guests took to their smart phones to record the moment as the Mugole was whisked away. She continued to shout on top of her voice letting whoever cared to know that she was not mad and that actually, the man had also stolen her piece of land.
The following day, traditional healer, Mama Phina, real name Sophie Namutebi Kiggundu who bailed out a Kifeesi singer with shs4M/- a few days back also came to her rescue with shs2M/- to start up something and forget about the man.
At the time, the man was also present trying to give his reasons as to why he left her, it was because of infidelity and out of the four children, Im sure one is not mine.
However, the jilted woman had reported a case of theft of her land and the husband was the prime suspect, on learning that the man was around, the authorities closed in on him but took off before he could be arrested.
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Wednesday, May 04 2016
Two Ugandan women based in Dubai will later this month learn of their fate after stealing money from a Pakistani salesman who they lured to bed.
One of them winked at the Pakistani who straight on knew this was a prostitute, he responded, and the two went to the woman's apartment after settling for a Dh20 payment which is about Shs18,000.
As the man was done, he embarked on the assignment that had actually brought him in the Niaf area and that banking money belonging to his boss, but on checking closely, the money amounting to (Dh 47,100 approximately Shs40 million) was missing.
It was then that he went back to the apartment only to find that the two women had long vanished, checked around but the money wasn't there. The 28-year-old dashed to Naif Police Station to report the matter.
The two women both aged 26 were later arrested for theft and prostitution, the man was also arrested for having s3x with a prostitute.
While in court, the two women admitted to the charges but one denied the charge of theft. The man did not attend court on that day. The verdict is expected later this month.
The two Ugandan women took their excitement to facebook where they shared a clip of the money, it's no wonder that they were arrested not long after that.
Tuesday, April 19 2016
You all remember, Julia Kawalya, the babe who did a Brazilian b.utt lift (BBL) costing her over shs200m, the results are beginning to show though she adds, that for best results, her pals should wait till June when her behind should have expanded to the fullest
She is also getting lots of attention lately as a result of the new look.
"When dudes who never used to give you a second look are now going out of their way to acknowledge u !Smdh! You mean to say you just saw me now? No,no, boo I can afford my lunch, don't offer to pay, don't do that boo boo! Don't embarass yourself!"
"Mwagaala nyo ebiwedde!You love to harvest where you never planted seed."
She went on to write this.."Some times I scream when I wear clothes I had before...too much joy!Omg!"
Close pals were demanding to see shots of her new "bright future" behind her, she was like;
"We are not yet there at all. It's only one month and a half ...real results show at 6 months, the waist still got to grow smaller lol and the b.ooty still got to get a whole lot big. Just talked to Cyrus about my first glamour and s.exy photo shoot, he's doing it in late May in Central Park."
"You're lucky you even saw a sneak peek before six months! Dont you worry just wait till June, lol."
Julia Kawalya is Farouk Sempala's ex while Farouk is Zari's ex lover.
Monday, April 18 2016
Stella Nyanzi, the Makerere don whose pics broke the internet this morning after taking her clothes off managed to get her office opened following the act, but her facebook account where she normally exercises her "other rights" is now not accessible to the public. It's not yet clear if the account was suspended or terminated.
We hope she does not strip for Zuckerberg to reinstate her account. These were some of the posts shortly after getting her office opened.
"The weapons of the powerless never make sense to the powerful. You can laugh and mock me for using my nu.dity against the illegal eviction from my office, but it was the only weapon I had in my battle against Mahmood Mamdani's insubordination to the DVC who asked him to stay the eviction. I am fighting to the death against the oppression and rot at MISR."
Dr. Nyanzi is a strong FDC supporter in fact, she had promised to unleash her goodies to KB if he had gone through, but when it turned out otherwise, she promised to tattoo her lower body with the winner's pics, all these were on her account which is now not available leaving her fans and followers very 'frustrated'.
Monday, April 18 2016
"I showed him my nu.dity and the office was opened..."
This morning, Stella Nyanzi, 41, the Makerere Institute of Social Research (MISR) researcher stripped all her clothes off on finding her office locked for a third day in a row. The head of the Institute Prof. Mahmood Mamdani, 70, ordered her eviction over failure to abide by the new MISR policies.
Before Stella could undress, she had this to say; "Iam fighting this blatant abuse of my labour rights, to my death. Public servants need protection from violent abusive employers."
Nyanzi also got a padlock and chained herself at the entrance leading to Mamdani's office but this did not work either as Mamdani shot back with a placard:
"I evict permanent staff from public university offices because I'm big and powerful. My PhD teaching program must use up all the space."
The controversial Stella Nyanzi resorted to plan, B, she took off all her clothes exposing her nu.dity to the public as she hurled all sorts of insults. It was then that the university authorities bowed to pressure and opened her office.
However, the Minister of Ethics and Integrity, Fr. Simon Lokodo has ordered for her arrest under the new Anti-Pornographic act.
Tuesday, March 29 2016
Just days after being dumped, Katongole has hooked himself a babe and seems to be the happiest fellow at the moment.
Female singer, Titie Tabel, called it quits after failing to cope with Katongole's love for the bearded meat, she is now dating a one Serunjogi, a city businessman.
Titie had put up with a lot of drama from her hubby, Dennis Katongole aka Omutongole Mubatongole that included bailing him out of Bweyogerere police post where he was held on allegations of defilement. Unfortunately, the tall TV host could not keep his job following that incident. Katongole was the FullDoz show host, a program on Bukedde TV that is currently run by Flavia Namulindwa.
Dude is back on the dating scene as seen in the pic above at the just concluded Blankets and Wine event. On Easter Sunday, the couple was spotted oozing with love and the babe's love goggles just confirmed that. Not long back, Katongole had a fight with Titie over singers, Rebecca Jingo and Zanie Brown..talk of 'Katongole Omutongole Mubantongole' which is his tag line.
Other than the defilement issue, Katongole had sometime back been nabbed with a married woman in a lodge. In the above pic, Titie was trying to explain to Katongole's bosses of his innocence.
Rema Namakula's 30th birthday celebration in Dubai
No wedding for me, I'm in it for the money-Sheilah Gashumba