Ghetto vice President Buchaman is wanted after his whooper trespassed and terrorized the Kandahar of a student. Our snoops can now reveal that Buchaman has been telling this babe only identified as Ritah Semanda studying from St. Johns SSS, Mukono how he is set to marry her; a thing that made her surrender her kandahar and its surroundings to the Lwaki Temumatira singer.
We hear the babe is now baking a bun on the oven and her father has vowed to hunt Buchaman's head to pluck off his huge whooper and er...balls. Ritah was in Senior six.