Just a day after Bebe was discharged from hospital, our news desk has it that Zuena is on his back for a welcome back match. However, due to the condition Bebe is in he has called it off. "Poor Zuena has to undergo prolonged periods of starvation as she waits for her man to heal." added a sympathizer.

The self styled 'Omunene Munene' was a few days reduced to near nothing when a policeman shot him a few inches below his balls. We only hope he gets back onto his legs to be able to perform his fatherly duties with ease.