General Aronda Nyakairima, Chief of Defence Forces has gone to Southern Sudan to coordinate plans of attacking  LRA rebels who are now 300 kms from the Uganda Border. The rebels after sabotaging two years of peace talks are moving in two major groups. The groups are in the command of some senior leaders and not Joseph Kony. UPDF Spokesperson, Paddy Ankuda said:'' Yes, we have been expecting them and there should be no cause for alarm. They should expect a thorough beating for we are ready." Meanwhile a good number of Mambas have been deployed in the North.

Diplomatic sources confirm that LRA is training and enrolling new fighters plus getting sophisticated weapons from the Great Lakes Region.

•  Former VP, Specioza Wandira Kazibwe's marriage with Kagimu is on the rocks after being diagnosed with fibroids. She was operated on and advised to scale down on sex to at least once a month in order to live longer. Hajj Habib Kagimu cannot put up with the ban and decided to part ways. Engineer Kazibwe the former husband is not doing any better. He resorted to taking local brew (Tonto).
• RDC and DJ fight for sexy Manager in Moroto. The RDC has been given a run for his manhood by the DJ who seems to treat the sexy manager better. In the process the two had a fight after the RDC learnt of the DJ poaching on his zone. The DJ is currently on drip in a Moroto hospital.