Word reaching us has it that short lived sports philanthropist  Mike Ezra has been homesick in South Africa with desire to attend Cranes VS Kenya match at Namboole today. We hear Ezra has been calling friends in the media wanting to know the anticipation of the Saturday match.

Ezra was a great fan and supporter of the Uganda Cranes and at one time in 2007, he jetted in with a chopper to watch the Cranes math against Nigeria and gave the team millions after their win.

Ezra has been out of the social circles and the last time  he was in town, he displayed a purported 3m dollars at Emin Pasha for whoever cared to see.

At this rate, troubled self styled philanthropist must be regretting why he opted to enjoy celebrity status. As you read this, United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) agents based in Kampala are waiting to interrogate Ezra once extradited here from Kenya.

CIA wants some answers from Ezra regarding the US$3M he displayed to the media some time last year at Emin Pasha Hotel. United States treasury highly suspects that these dollars were not genuine given their appearance.

Ezra was recently arrested and charged in Kenya over issuing a false cheque. He is also a wanted man here over a string of charges. He had been in hiding for sometime before he was netted like a grasshopper by Kenyan authorities.

From the luckiest, to the Drunkos, and the sexiest, the year had it all - Stop wondering how today's kids grow too fast as if they are genetically modified. Instead, blame the speed with which years fly by.

As you reflect on the resolutions you failed to achieve because the year has been too short-yes it been a rollercoaster twelve months but they seemed less to you - we bring to you the people who, in one way or another made news this year.

This is part one of the bonkers, boozers, sex champions, etc, who caught our attention in 2010.

Luckiest person of the year - Mpozi how many times did Bebe Cool cheat death this year? Don't scratch your head counting coz we don't need your answer. But we advise the 'Big Size' singer to make a pilgrimage to Mecca and thank Allah for the breath he still has.

Serial Man Eater of the Year - Our team was torn between Naira and Daphne. But to be free and fair, we thought that the two can share the award equally. We hope they will defend the trophy next year.

Boozer - Two ladies in the world of fashion were in a tight race for this award. And with so much thought we gave it to them without 'nugu'. Ladies and gentlemen, congratulate; Jackie Klein and Judith Heard.

Disaster of the Year - It's said that bad stuff makes the best news. The Bududa landslides made global headlines this year. The other tragedy was the 7/11 bombings.

Unique Hair Style - This is a trio of Diana of Club Rouge herr Mohan was great. We can't miss out Rachel K who looked sassy this year round. Margla was cool with her trademark hair do.

Sexiest Woman of the Year - Zari Hassan, the mother of three, still causes scrotal eruptions with her sensual looks. That should give Ivan sleepless nights honestly.

The most Indebted Person - Uganda's most wanted corn artiste, Mike Ezra scoops this award. Interpol has joined hands with the local police to make the elusive conman to the books of the law.