We at the Red Pepper love, our dear readers so much. Though we love you equally, we couldn't afford a christmas gift for each one of you. However, it is only fair that the following celebs don't go bare-handed.
Bobi Wine - The president of Uganja Republic is one guy who can't live without the weed. Don't be fooled by his "depot nazigala" song, that's wolokoso. We recommend that he should spend this festive season in a rehab center.
Meg Lusembo - Just like Desire, this city glamour gal who is famous for dating pensioners should get a permanent bonkmate. It's the same gift that we offer former Miss Uganda, Salma Nassanga.
Hannington BBA - Commonly known as smellington, we would have preferred to give him a deodorant but we think our BBA 5 flop needs a book on anger management. If he had one on the house he could have probably stayed longer in the house instead of fighting with a lady.
Desire Luzinda - Ha! For the queen of hips , we preferred an eligible bachelor to walk her down tha aisle. (We have several hunks at the Red Pepper who' d anything, absolutely anything, to just do that). That would be the best ever Christmas gift for her.
Straka Mwezi - And to our favourite TV personality, we dedicate to her a cheque for an extreme make over. That's because she's going to have a lot of show to work on next year.
Seanice Kacungira - As a radio presenter, she has gained fame but has failed to gain one thing: weight. Our Christmas gift to her is a book with tips to gain weight.
Weasel and Radio - We know that it is hard for their whoopers to rest. Not with the fame has come along with career. We buy them a carton of condoms.