We at the Red Pepper love, our dear readers so much. Though we love you equally, we couldn't afford a christmas gift for each one of you. However, it is only fair that the following celebs don't go bare-handed.

Bobi Wine - The president of Uganja Republic is one guy who can't live without the weed. Don't be fooled by his "depot nazigala" song, that's wolokoso. We recommend that he should spend this festive season in a rehab center.

Meg Lusembo - Just like Desire, this city glamour gal who is famous for dating pensioners should get a permanent bonkmate. It's the same gift that we offer former Miss Uganda, Salma Nassanga.

Hannington BBA - Commonly known as smellington, we would have preferred to give him a deodorant but we think our BBA 5 flop needs a book on anger management. If he had one on the house he could have probably stayed longer in the house instead of fighting with a lady.

Desire Luzinda - Ha! For the queen of hips , we preferred an eligible bachelor to walk her down tha aisle. (We have several hunks at the Red Pepper who' d anything, absolutely anything, to just do that). That would be the best ever Christmas gift for her.

Straka Mwezi - And to our favourite TV personality, we dedicate to her a cheque for an extreme make over. That's because she's going to have a lot of show to work on next year.

Seanice Kacungira - As a radio presenter, she has gained fame but has failed to gain one thing: weight. Our Christmas gift to her is a book with tips to gain weight.

Weasel and Radio - We know that it is hard for their whoopers to rest. Not with the fame has come along with career. We buy them a carton of condoms.

Ugandan Big Brother flop smelington is in for quite a few funny sex monies. For we know that the famous UK based Ugandan porn movie shooter one Otim recently jetted into the country to have talks with Smelington over a sex oozing session shoot with Nigerian porn stars.

We hear that with the money involved our boy only awaits approval of his several blood tests to go and enjoy several oga romps.

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BBA IV flop Hannington a.k.a Smellington, and Harry Sagara blacked out at Just Kicking in the wee hours of Sunday after a booze binge. The pair looked to be in self destruction mode as they downed endless pints.

Sagara was helped by a pal to the loos, while Hannington couldn't get his way pit. They totally drank themselves silly and by 6:00am they could not utter a word.

It is so sad BBA flop Hannington Kuteesa is already broke, days after he returned from South Africa. He was spotted clinging to a pack of cheap Beckham Gin at Kyadondo Rugby Grounds on Saturday.

Clad in short blue Jeans, a striped yellow T-Shirt and African sandals, Hannington practically kissed the bitter stuff for ages. Moments later he was tipped by a pal that there was free Uganda Waragi at Steak Out bar since it was sponsoring UTAKE night.

He rushed and jumped into a taxi after bargaining for the fare to the Lumumba Avenue based bar. He didn't waste time as he started on the free Ug Pints.