Highlights and Lead Stories from the Red Pepper Uganda's first Tabloid.
Thursday, 31 July 2008
The FDC Party has started importing campaign logistics into the country in preparation for the 2011 general elections and by this the party intends to import 1,300 bicycles. The first consignment of 250 bicycles is already in the country and 500 motor bikes are yet to follow.
- Bailed Killer Sisters can’t pay for bail as their guardian, Gordon Bell of Radio Lira passed away.
- Club Rouge Robbed to the tune of 15Mn
- Kirabo and Mulindwa of PAM Awards stayed in the same hotel while in Burundi during the PAM Awards Launch.
- Meet Aziza from Burundi.
Tuesday, 29 July 2008
The European Union forced government to release the Mengo officials immediately. The EU was not happy with the way the arrests were carried out. The three ministers had no access to their lawyers, Doctors or even relatives something that critics described as Kidnap. The three ministers were later re-arrested after being released. The government of Uganda made an agreement with the EU that nothing similar to the Black Mambas was to happen again.
EU's concern was detaining the trio beyond 48 hours so they spoke to Mr.Rugunda. The arrests were now about to create a diplomatic crisis with the European Union, The Minister of Internal Affairs, Mr Rugunda convened a meeting on how best to contain the situation.
- Mukasa Mbidde survives being sodomized in Prison
- Wyclef Jean's show to be broadcast in Fourteen Countries
- Sax Pub Building collapsed as they planned to demolish it, killing some people and on lookers attributed that to the ghosts of the dead sex workers who were protesting the relocation.
- Sweet Kid & Desire Luzinda's songs to be banned on Beat FM as they were booked to perform here in Uganda for the Beat FM's anniversary and paid but are instead in London for Yunus Sengos Bigundda.
Monday, 28 July 2008
Kazoora spent the wedding night in Hospital. He was diagnosed with Appendicitis on Friday and yet the wedding was on Saturday. He was given pills just for the wedding ceremony with an Ambulance on Standby. The problem could have been worsened by the over drinking during the Stag Party.
- DP Plots City Riot over Mbidde Detention
- Police Stranded with a 13 year old Pregnant Girl
- Lightning Disrupts Banking Services in Arua District
Sunday, 27 July 2008
The three Officials who were released on bail might sooner than later be re-arrested for terrorism including masterminding the burning of schools. Peter Mayiga, Betty Nambooze and Medard Lubega have shockingly been linked to the rampant fires in schools. Since April 2008 over 30 mysterious fires have been reported in schools most of which are in Buganda.
- Kyabazing flown to China on Presidential jet for medical attention
- Husband lands on wife having a quickie in office, picks up the panty which he tore into 77 pieces.
- The Fallacy of Hiding your Occupation - Phone Booth Operators call themselves Phone Dealers, Tailors refer to themselves as Designers, Bafeere with no clear job descriptions, many cell phones, with a few pounds or dollars in their wallets plus sheds to look different will refer to themselves as Financial Experts or Independent Consultants. Others are Nurses who will prefer to be identified as Medical Personnel, Messengers=PRO or Office Coordinators, Brokers or Kayungirizi for that case will prefer to be Property Masters or Estate Managers. Meat Roasters once called Dietician will even give you a little more Muchomo than you paid for.
Saturday, 26 July 2008
Mengo Officials were released but not yet free as government is plotting fresh charges against them. Ssegona and Nambooze were charged with sedition and have been released on bail while Peter Mayiga was released on police bond. Originally the trio were to be charged with non bailable terrorism. This was after they had been taken to Western Uganda where the alleged recruits positively identified them..
There was a high profile meeting which was attended by most of the generals and this meeting agreed that Mengo has used public opinion in its favor whereby the arrests have been made to look political and a way of weakening the Kabaka and his institution. In that way the charges of terrorism were dropped momentarily to allow security agencies come up with a solid case.
- Police releases list of Hard core Criminals who are on the loose in Kampala
- Prostitutes Invade the Jinja Agricultural show
- Mukasa Mbidde is the fourth Buganda Official to be arrested
The Onion Vol 1 No:10 July 25-31,2008 On Sale Now - On Form Musician Weasel of the Nakudata and Zuena fame today tells how stunning and curvaceous Jackie Chandiru gave him a true earth shattering love affair.
Celebrities on Love:
Cinderella Sanyu : Onion: What is your favorite sexual position?
Cinderella: ''It depends on the person you are doing it with, so I can't say that this position is good or bad. If they are adventurous, then you find yourselves trying out different positions an all.However, reverse cow-girl does for me best"
Friday, 25 July 2008
The three ministers who were arrested early in the week were released and re-arrested a few minutes later. Minister Ssegane was made to share a prison cell with female inmates where as Betty Nambooze was stripped naked and driven to Lake Albert.
- Former Vice President S.Kazibwe does not miss Ex Husband
- Scribes who drink till bars run dry named: Oulanya Columbus, Lilian Mbabazi, Alex Ndaula, Cystal New Man
- Busia Women invade magic waters to resemble virgins.
Wednesday, 23 July 2008
The US Based singer expected to perform on 1st Aug 2008 will be traveling with his chef now that he is not sure the Uganda hotels can prepare his special meal pepperoni pizza. He was assured that after a cool US$150,000 (250,000Mn) Hotels in Uganda could be able to prepare that special meal, but he is not convinced so he will have to come with his CHEF.
- Minister Kuteesa to marry Rwandan Woman
- Embooko Artist, Master Blaster gets UK Visa, Slaughters Goat
Tuesday, 22 July 2008
The Information Minister for Buganda Kingdom Peter Mayiga, and his Deputy, Ssegona Medard Lubega plus Nambooze Betty who heads the Buganda's civic education committee that aims at educating the masses on the proposed land amendment bill 2007 were arrested.
Security has been investigating these officials and the findings are; they are linked to armed groups in Congo with an intention to start a rebellion from W.Uganda.
- A Rukungiri Pastor, Ivan Ahimbisibwe defiled a 16 year old
- Mutale's Men Summon Busoga Bosses over 4th Term
- Steve Jean on furnishing his house just last week he resorted to unleashing a merc whose retail price is about 100Mn before taxes.
- The machine can detect moving objects at night, prevent accidents. The braking system uses long and short radar to prevent accidents.
Monday, 21 July 2008
Red Pepper recently identified those involved in the burning of their offices in Namanve. Information trickling in is that the culprits are being helped to go underground. The plan was masterminded by a colonel and the operation was commanded by one Lt.Monday and a bald headed Yahaya who has a strong Rukiga accent. The biographies of the people involved are known. Yahaya is paid 100,000 for his operations per day.
The Red Pepper and the Budo parents have teamed up to take the matter to the International Criminal court.
- Mulindwa of PAM Awards threw a Bash for his Twins with his Ex Sarah Kirabo at Munyonyo over the weekend. Sarah Kirabos parents are based in Kigali and had to fly in for the do. This was a birthday bash but the eats and drinks were equivalent to that of a wedding.
- Fred Mukasa Mbidde to Introduce Shamilla secretly
- Sarah Zawedde's Ex, Charles Hooks one of the Real Babes dancers
Sunday, 20 July 2008
Cinderella Sanyu aka Cindy.
The Ex Blu 3 Babe is back from holiday in Mallorca, Spain where she has been relaxing after her departure from the singing trio. Cindy is in love with a 33 year old Italian called Mario. She has taken on a solo career and just about to release a 12-hit album. She has done a collabo with P-Square and Bebe Cool.
Friday, 18 July 2008
Police has insisted that closed circuit surveillance cameras CCTVs are affordable and should be installed in all schools to curb the rampant fires.
- NDA Bans Sex Stimulating Enzoy, Oil Blend
- Unruly Star Bebe Cool charged for assaulting Essiem a Car Dealer who allegedly touched Zuena's behind.
- Strange - Teachers Chase HIV Pupil, refuse to Mark his books
- Kampala Girls who could make you Mum Faint: Nadia, Maureen Namatovu, Yvette Namubiru.Atim Nicole Innocent,Lilian Mbabazi, Big Punisher, Straka Mwezi.
- Bebe Cool refuses to do Duet with Chameleon.
- Oulanya Joins Bukedde FM.
Thursday, 17 July 2008
On the 29 June 2008, Red Pepper Offices were burnt and indeed the men were soldiers attached to security agencies.These men use state resources to carry out personal private activities. They could be having a clue on who is burning the schools.
- Binaisa Death Rumours Spread fast in Kampala
- Kiggundu Joseph a Uganda doctor was killed by a slut in a Tanzanian Hotel
- Police fails to fly back slain Cop
- Street Kids in Lira rape a 20 year old woman
- Mukula's Radio Inferno linked to Intra-NRM wars
- 8,000 Bugiri Residents infested with Giggers
- Kiwedde Bouces Back to Kampala
- Moze Hooks chic who resembles Zuena.. Dream come True
Wednesday, 16 July 2008
FDC President Col.Kizza Besigye is worried government is plotting to use his never ending treason trial to technically lock him out of the 2011 presidential contest.
- Govt to give LRA Rebels Mansion in Kololo
- UPDF Trains Somali Army
- Ragga Dee to Donate land to one of the fans during the 20 year musical Celebration
- Blu3's Jackie hooks new lover after failing to ride on the same horse with Weasle
- Exclusive Pictures of the girl who Bonked Prince Mswati's son
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
The ruling party National Resistance Movement (NRM) has asked the National Social Security Fund(NSSF) for a loan of US $ 30m approximately Ugx 50Bn. The purpose of the fund is to construct a party house in Kampala. The NRM wants to construct a 27 Storey sky scraper something they have wanted to do for the last 22 years.
NSSF asked the NRM officials to submit their cash flow projections and how they intend to service the loan.
- Dr.Kiyingi was missing at wife' s memorial service.
- Date to replace Kiggundu set - FDC
- Hepatitis E escalates in Northern Uganda
- Desire Luzinda linked to two Kyeyo Lovers
- Obsessions Sharon is Pregnant
Sunday, 13 July 2008
A fresh theory has emerged in relation to the death of FDC Chairman, Dr. Sulaiman Kiggundu. Fresh reports indicate that a top Muslim scholar, Dr.Ahmed B.K.Ssengendo cautioned the former Bank of Uganda governor ten years ago of committing sacrilege by selling alcohol at his hotel, Resort Beach Entebbe.
- M7 has scooped Critics a head of 2011
- Ambassador Bitahwa Dead
- Ug Celebs who are running out of shape -Catherine Kusasira, Joanita Kawalya, Sophia Nantogo, Stecia Mayanja, Lilian Mbabazi, Sheila Nvanungi, Betty Mpologoma & Mariam Ndagire.
Saturday, 12 July 2008
As the ruling NRM party continues to suffer an Internal war, the ex.State Minister for Health, Capt.Mike Mukula has now advised President Museveni to step down if the party is to progress. The former minister adds that if the President does not step down the country is doomed.
- UPDF Deploys heavily at Congo Border
The Onion: Vol 8. Obua docks at me like a woodpecker on a night deadline - Naava.
Celebrities on Love: Zarina Hussein - ''I would love to climb on a very high building and then make love from there when I can look down at a whole city''.
For 20K, you can still attend a Kimansulo show in Namasuba.
Friday, 11 July 2008
Security at Serena Hotel arrested a young woman known as Denise Mutesi who operates a shop at the luxurious Serena Hotel. The lady and King Mswati's 21 year old son went to club silk and some unknown place for several hours worrying the security team in charge of the visitors. They later showed up at Serena Hotel with the prince looking very tired. The security team at the hotel simply swung into action & arrested Desire. She was later released after writing a statement.
- A truck driver from Rwanda was stripped naked after failing to pay for a sex workers service.
- Juliana and Chameleon will both feature in the Malaysian films thatare yet to be shot from Uganda.
- Radio Babes that will constantly keep you turned on Melanie(Sanyu FM), Prossy Patra (Dembe Fm), Lucky KFM, Bina Baby(Dembe)
Thursday, 10 July 2008
Esther Mugizi, the Tusker project fame winner who won 130 Mn was seen bargaining for a cab to Kiwatule on Monday Night. Esther and her boy friend Tony had 5,000 and cabs were demanding for 8,000. Later an old cab agreed to take them for 6,000. During that time Tony was pretending to be talking on his Nokia 3310.
Wednesday, 09 July 2008
Peter Sematimba has grabbed Rasta Rob from Sudhir shortly before signing the contract. Peter Sematimba is currently in the USA but that is where he faxed the contract for Rasta Rob (now Master Rob) which did not only include a job of some millions like it was the case with other radio stations, but it had a share holding deal attached to it. Master Rob signed very fast the contract was faxed back.
He will start his show on 1.Aug.2008. More on Radio news, the latest radio on Uganda Airwaves, Bukedde FM is poaching on other radio stations and robbing them of talented comedians and presenters. Beat FM and Radio Simba have been affected in the process.
Tuesday, 08 July 2008
Top city Lawyer, Oscar Kambona was kidnapped from his home in Bugolobi and dragged to a hospital in Kololo. The soldiers took over the main gates of the hospital and could not allow anyone coming in or out of the hospital. Kambona was able to call a senior officer friend and said he was kidnapped. The intention was to inject him with unknown chemicals. The lawyers mother arrived at the scene and demanded to know why they were admitting his son against his will and yet the mother is not aware. The Brigadier commanding the operation insisted Kambona was mentally sick and had to be injected with medicine to stabilize his condition.
- Former Head of Intelligence Service Organization, Brigadier Henry Tumukunde accused the President of shedding crocodile tears during the memorial service of his late mother.
- Namanve Park Development on
- DP's Mukasa Mbidde hooks Joan a Law Student. They however meet at the girls hostel or in the lecture room as Mbidde already has a domestic girlfriend.
Friday, 04 July 2008
Desree Barlow in tight fix after lover of 2 years found her in bed with another man. However in her words she says" I'm fed up with that man, if he thinks that causing a scene and tarnishing my name will make me love him he is mistaken." Desree Barlow has worked with Capital Fm, UBC and now reads the news at WBS. The matter of the two men and Barlow is registered at Kiira Rd Police Station.
- Wyclef Jean Coming to Uganda
Wednesday, 02 July 2008
Pastor George Serwadda of Apostles Church in Ggaba is alleged to have caused death of Sandra Barbadaro when he knocked her down around Kabira country club. On knocking as opposed to reporting the matter to police, the man of God went into hiding and even switched off his phone. His case which is being handled by magistrate Margaret Tibulya has been adjourned to 1st Aug 2008.
- URA Taxes Esther Mugizi's prize money to the tune of 40 Million
- Bebe Cool Impresses Huge crowd at Mandela's Birthday do at Hyde Park
- Judith Heard seriously sick in the US suffering from a damage to the nasal cavities and lungs.
- Karim Hirji's daughter dumps Afawaz
Tuesday, 01 July 2008
Over the weekend, Red Pepper offices were burnt and according to the Red Pepper these are the very men behind the rampant fires across the country.
- A policeman attached to Seeta Police was shot dead by armed robbers as he tried to rescue a businessman
- Muyenga Woman stabs Husband of Eleven years to Death
- Rakai man, Joseph Byakurera murders pregnant woman over domestic misunderstandings.
- Makerere Student, Seera Doreen Bwobi Watuwa burns Boyfriend Ekesa's pad after being chucked.
- Bundibugyo Girl, Scovia Bira aged 16 hit boyfriend on the head after he found him kissing passionately with another girl
- Police Officer in Mayuge, Gideon Nkanga was killed while sleeping with another man's wife
FDC President in poison scare - ''I'am really worried about my life. I was scared when I saw Kiggundu on his death bed in South Africa. Blood and Fluids were flowing through his lungs. It was a strange disease and doctors were trying to investigate it'', wept the heart broken politician. This has forced Dr. Besigye to fly to Europe for an intensive and modern body poison check for two weeks.