The likes of Big Eye, Eddy Kenzo, Ronnie Banton and others won't like this. Singer Toolman has opened a war against artistes who date (or rather) bonk sugar mommas. The singer posted on his wall;

"I pity these artistes who fall for women (bamuvabulaya) who even no longer go in their mps because of age. Reason being that they artistes are looking for better life, pliz how dare you undress a woman fit to be your grand mum."

Over to you musicians....!
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SELF STYLED Uganda's godfather of soul music has shaved his trademark - a thing that has shocked most of his females fans. We are told the 'Misubbawa' singer cut off much of his cherished hair a few weeks and later posted the pictures on his wall.

"He is spotting a clean shaven head ant totally looks different from the Maurice Kirya that city chics knew." According to his pals, when he stepped out for the first time last Friday for the East African X-plosion at Garden City Rooftop, several of his female fans could hardly recognize him.

Shockingly, those who did, never approved his new look. One was heard saying; @I don't like him without hair. He doesn't look hot." We are yet to know exactly why Maurice suddenly decided to clean his hair which he had invested so much in.

KB REACHING us from the land of honey and milk is that city model Debby Sempaka's romping guy has been identified as Bossa Kazibwe. Debby and Kazibwe, the LC3 flop for Kakoba Division in Mbarara Municiplaity were spotted together while attending Golola Vs Nagy's kick boxing fight at Hotel Africana.

Snoops have revealed that ever since Kazibwe lost the LC3 slot to Rashid Mukasa, he has decided to relocate to Kampala from where he resorted to terrorising the chic's Kandahar.

Back in Mbarara his pals are shocked because of the way heir man is partying. Many thought he had run broke after over spending during elections and that's where he decided to relocate.

All I want for X-Mas.......We love this time of the year- the scent of christmas is in the air, the malls are packed with aggressive shoppers, and everyone is busy bustling to get last minute presents for their friends and family.

But what are our celebs doing at Christmas? What do they want dropped under their Christmas tree this year? So here it is..Willy Byarabaha gets first hand information on what our starts want.

Agatha Kaffoko - An inspirational book would do for me. On Christmas day I will be in Mbarara working at Big Fun Entertainment Centre.

Iryn Namubiru - A watch, Valentine perfume, new car, membership in Serena Health Club and more affection would make Christmas just great.

Judith Heard - I would love to have a 10cart diamond ring this Christmas. My family will visit Sanyu Babies Home and the cancer ward at Mulago.

Liane - I'll have lunch with my family then dash out for performances. I would love to have sexy heels for the day.

Cleopatra Koheirwe - My ideal X-mas gift would be a nice gadget such as iPod, iPhone, iPad etc. I love gadgets but to keep it simple and girly, a classy perfume will do. I do not know how I will spend the holiday....I have not celebrated Christmas in a long time since my mum passed on. It's like she took it with her but I am trying to rekindle my festive spirit.

Jackie Klein - If I get to spend my day with all my family and friends that would be gift enough.

Nambi Brenda - Happiness..i f it can be delivered at my doorstep, even better! But I will be spending time with my family. I will probably have my parents to my house and spoil them a little. I haven't seen them in a while.

Susan Naava - Well, I don't really have an ideal Christmas gift in mind this year...but I've worked hard this year so I'll spoil myself a little. I hope to celebrate the day with my loved ones.

Priscilla Ray - I don't really care much about gifts - it's the thought that counts;). I will be in Thailand for Christmas.

                
City Thugs showed UK glamour gal and former model, Priscilla Ray how it's done back home in Uganda.According to snoops, Ray who secretly sneaked into the country almost cried like a baby when goons vandalised her ride as she watched a basketball game at YMCA last Friday.

"She could barely believe it when she found most of the car lamps. side mirrors and other accessories missing." a snoop told us.

In fact Ray took to social network to vent her anger. She wrote that; "Went to watch the game at YMCA and my car got vandalised....so freaking pissed off ...bloody thieving bastards!"

We have since learnt that after the incident Ray jetted out of the country. She added; "Off to Dubai, Thailand and Hong Kong for Xmas holiday and very far away from the Kampala thieves."

But snoops believe goons were welcoming her back home after several years in the UK where rumour is that she even hooked up a loaded not so young guy.

We are certain that you are in the mood to count down that last days of 2011. There have been so many memorable events that rocked the year. Today we take you through some of the most memorable happenings of the last twelve months.

January - Mid January, two of Uganda's heavy weight artistes; Chameleone and Bobi Wine buried the hutched and held a joint concert at Kati Kati dubbed 'Battle of Champions' to celebrate ten years in the game.

The presidential campaigns are also worth mentioning for they disorganized the entire country in that some candidates looked for votes in regions beyond the borders of Uganda.

February - This was the month that H.E Yoweri Kaguta Museveni was declared the president of the Republic of Uganda; making it his third term in the office. He beat Dr. Kizza Besigye, his strongest challenger by over sixty percent.

March - The 'Temangalo' saga was on every one's lips. As a result of this bribery scandal, former NSSF boss David Chandi Jamwa was sent to Luzira for allegedly embezzling over Shs 3bn.

He was sentenced to twelve years in 'University of Understanding' but spent there a few weeks and applied for bail which was granted to him. However, Jamwa's case is still pending after he appealed against the case.

Japan's most powerful earthquake since records began struck the north-east coast, triggering a massive tsunami. Cars, ships and buildings were swept away by a wall of water after the 8.9-magnitude tremor which struck about 400km (250 miles) north-east of Tokyo.

April - Kampala was not a good place to be during this time as this was the time when members of the opposition decided to protest high prices for goods and services by walking to work. It was during these walk to work (W2W) riots that Dr.Kizza Besigye's right hand middle and index finger got shot by police trying to calm the situation.

No nonsense police officer Arinaitwe Gilbert Bwana smashed Besigye's window car and sprayed his eyes with pepper spray. In the same month, South African based Ugandan socialite, Zari threw an all white part at swanky Guvnor and treated guests to free booze until the wee hours of the morning.

May - May 12, 2011 Ugandans woke up to horrible news that local Luga-Ragga singer Rabadaba real name Faisal Seguya had stabbed Goodlyfe crew member Thaddeus Buyengo.

Thaddeus underwent two operations for the wounds he sustained and the 'Mukyamu' singer got arrested but was later released; it's believed that Rabadaba paid his way to freedom.

June - Local singer Jose Chameleone was voted sixth biggest African singer. The list showed that Senegalese born American singer Akon in the number one position, followed by 2face Idibia, P-Square in position three, Nigeria's D-Banj in number four and then South Africa's Yvone Chaka Chaka comes at number five giving Chameleone the sixth position. It was not just Chameleone's joy but Uganda at large.

All you young fellas step aside. Tycoon Charlie Lubega has finally opened a new club only for the oldies. Guvnor 40+ is the latest section of the posh Guvnor/Ange Noir. Snoops can confirm that the club opened on Wednesday and like expected is simply magnificent.

WTF has learnt that only people above the age of forty will access the place.

LOVE BATTLE - The waging war between diva Jackie Chandiru and city lawyer Alaka's former lover and mother of his kids is threatening to be bloody. Snoops have reliably intimated that ever since Linda Namuli who boasts of having produced Alaka's four children came back to town from Denmark, the 'Gold Digger ' star has known no peace.

According to the former Blu3 singer's close pals, Linda has been threatening her with all sorts of violence and intimidation tactics. ''Not so long ago, Linda almost plucked out Chandiru's teeth and eyes with a bottle of beer at Ntinda based Club Palui'' a pal intimated.

How Alaka Met Chandiru - According to Jackie, the two met while she was still with Blu3. At that time the loaded Alaka had gone through so much 'mistreatment' under the hands of Linda. ''He never lied about having another woman while trying to win my heart. But I took three years studying him before finally allowing to date him'' she told a snoop.

The couple has since been painting the city red with their love before Linda intervened. Now an introduction which was set to take place has been cancelled.

Who is Linda? - She is a muganda lady by the name of Namuli Linda, born in Nsangi along Masaka road. The details of her education are a little bit scanty but close pals intimated to us that Linda stopped in senior six. She claims to be Alaka's officially wedded wife although info is that the two have never tied any knot.

The former lovers had four kids together before they separated.

Cause of Fights - Before Linda left Alaka for Denmark, it is said that the two used to fight constantly late in the night. "Sometimes, she could lock him out of his Namugongo house and Alaka would be forced to climb over his own gate to get inside'' a source close to the family added.

We are now told upon reaching Denmark, Linda employed one Grace who kept track of Alaka's movements and would report direct to her. When word reached her that he was dating Jackie, Linda decided it was time to reclaim her man.

She has already succeeded in taking back one house and has been constantly harassing Chandiru both physically, and psychologically by sending her very obscene and abusive text messages, Watch this space for more details.